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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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