just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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