If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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