That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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