Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you inspire me to be a worse person
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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