I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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