Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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