you're like a bully in the Christmas story
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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