I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
