What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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