The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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