if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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