dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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