I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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