it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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