There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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