I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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