when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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