walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dick very happy bro
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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