This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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