i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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