why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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