I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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