he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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