Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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