Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Alive.
So much puke
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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