Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
