Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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