We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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