They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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