I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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