Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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