im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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