That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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