I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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