I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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