"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
another moral hangover. fuck.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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