My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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