Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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