Ambien. No doubt about it.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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