Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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