Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I want a musical about memes.
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