Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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