Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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