There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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