I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is that strawberry winking at me??
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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