Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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