I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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