Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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