How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
