My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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