well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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