When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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