Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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