Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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