The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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